Olivia Wilde Has a Secret Salad Dressing

Olivia Wilde Has a Secret Salad Dressing

by Kenna McCafferty

Update 10/18/22: Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde have issued a joint statement responding to their former nanny and the private details she gave to The Daily Mail regarding the former couple's relationship and its highly-publicized end. In a statement released to the publication, it reads:

"As parents, it is incredibly upsetting to learn that a former nanny of our two young children would choose to make such false and scurrilous accusations about us publicly. Her now 18 month long campaign of harassing us, as well as loved ones, close friends and colleagues, has reached its unfortunate apex. We will continue to focus on raising and protecting our children with the sincere hope that she will now choose to leave our family alone."

The allegations made by the family's former nanny includes claims that Sudeikis flung himself under Wilde's car and developed a drinking habit. She alleges that the Ted Lasso star became so upset with her developing relationship with Harry Styles, he forbid his family from playing the pop star's music in the house. The nanny also claims that Sudeikis told her that Wilde made the first move on Styles while the two were still engaged. Wilde has previously addressed these rumors following the media response to her latest film, Don't Worry Darling, which stars Styles as its lead.

Olivia Wilde has a secret, and it’s not her affair with Harry Styles. We know about that now, but what we didn’t know are the nitty-gritty details as told by her family’s ex-nanny. In a Daily Mail exclusive, the nanny came forward to break down the breakdown of Olivia Wilde’s marriage to Jason Sudeikis.

Cataloged in heart-breaking detail, the Daily Mail has done it again by spilling all the insider tidbits on their intermarital distress, but that’s not what we’re here for. The Wilde-Styles-Sudeikis love triangle is old news. What we do need to know is what “special salad dressing” pushed Sudeikis over the edge.

The report details a “blowup” from the Ted Lasso star as he allegedly lashed out and chased Olivia after she had made Styles a salad in their kitchen using her special salad dressing.

According to Daily Mail, Sudeikis shared with the nanny that Wilde “has a special salad dressing he makes for us and she’s taken it to have it with him now.”

It was not the straw, but the salad dressing that broke the camel’s back. After trying couples therapy, the couple split in early 2020.

Investigating the salad dressing that broke a marriage, Vultures deep dive by Justin Curto speculates Wilde’s recipe could be a red-wine vinegar, dijon mustard, honey, garlic and olive oil dressing mixture based on her 2020 appearance on Questlove’s Potluck on the Food Network.

We suggest she name this take on a classic French vinaigrette: the Wilde vinai-regret, although she seems to have moved on from the incident. It was Sudeikis, rather, who was ready to lay down his life for it, allegedly lying under her car so she wouldn’t leave.

The nanny did not disclose the ingredients of the dressing. She was sworn to silence about the couple’s cooking habits but allowed to speak freely on intramarital affairs. Safe to say, Wilde put her whole p*ssy into it.

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