CupcakKe Is A Dick-Hunting Mermaid In Her New Video

Squidward's nose-as-phallus is just the latest addition to CupcakKe's luminous canon of dick metaphors (which also includes Ariana's ponytail, a UPS package, Spiderman, and "Peter Griffin… the head bigger than Stewie"). But even coming from CupcakKe, the song's irreverence for the dick is absolutely inspiring: CupcakKe would "rather ride Squidward nose/ His dick smaller than my toes." Other stand-out lines include: "can I wear your cum as clear lipgloss?," "Call me Serena back and forth with his balls," "Ate his meat like a deli" and "Wanna fuck another girl, nigga are you dumb?/ I'm a Gemini so that's really a threesome."

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As CupcakKe searches the sea for dick in the X-rated, Nickelodeon-esque video, as always, she's really hunting for her own pleasure. In front of a comically bad tropical green screen (to match the song's tropical beat), she's transformed into a mermaid with only a metallic fishtail and some Lil Kim-esque seashell pasties. CupcakKe lounges regally at the bottom of the sea, surrounded by phallic flora and fauna, including clams that wave cunnalingus-ready tongues. At first she chases after a disembodied dick, which comedian John Early uses for fishing bait, but a shark gets it instead.

Be sure to watch till the end to catch Cupcakke, as the song promised, getting it good from Squidward:

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