Frankie Muniz has apparently really needed to hear that he's 100% that bitch lately, because he tweeted this today.
Hey @lizzo, lemme be your accessory. I can be a purse... put a chain around me and I'll hold your stuff for you... just sayin.— Frankie Muniz (@Frankie Muniz) 1569424777.0
Muniz, is, of course, the 33-year-old former teen star of Malcom in the Middle, who more recently has enjoyed success on Dancing With the Stars and *checks notes* as a race car driver.
He's historically pretty out of touch online, but expressing his admiration for the No. 1 bop star by asking her to "put a chain around him" and let him "hold her stuff for her" is a whole choice, that goes beyond "out-of-touch."
Is it a ploy to use Lizzo's limelight to go viral like Justin Timberlake? Is he just a haplessly thirsty ex-child star on Twitter being really, really honest about his kinks? Is he taking Lizzo's promise in "Boys" that she likes all boys including "itty bitty boys" literally? He probably just finally watched the "Tempo" music video.
Balls in your court, Lizzo! The internet would, apparently, like to see it.
Frankie Muniz being so publicly horny for Lizzo before most people on the west coast are even awake is a lesson in… https://t.co/OVOuhhafO1— Brittany Van Horne (@Brittany Van Horne) 1569432893.0
my sexual orientation is this tweet @frankiemuniz just sent to @lizzo https://t.co/nBsIAReDWI— Kristin the science vixen 👩🔬🤖 (@Kristin the science vixen 👩🔬🤖) 1569431164.0
may or may not have started following @frankiemuniz after seeing this tweet. like, i need to know what happens next… https://t.co/SQBwtvKgtP— Sara Moniuszko (@Sara Moniuszko) 1569433675.0
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