Who is she? You might remember Lil Poundcake from her birth on Season 5 of RuPaul's Drag Race or her starring turn robbing banks and taking names in Alaska Thunderfuck's video for "Puppet." Well, now she's real and she's fabulous. Alaska's foul-mouthed, bird-flipping filthy pageant girl creation is now the doll every little girl and boy (and, okay, all us adults, too) can worship. Watch the RPDR All-Star Season Two winner's ad above for Lil Poundcake--she knows just what a busy mom (played gloriously unhinged by Jackie Beats) wants. For a cool $50, you can grab your own adorable evil Lil Poundcake (complete with tiara, but sans that yellowcake uranium--we think) at Alaska's online shop.

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