
Elon Musk Drops 'Sexy' Tesla Short Shorts for $69.420
by Marissa Matozzo
Jul 07, 2020
From the birth of his highly memed son to his close pal's presidential bid, Elon Musk seems to be celebrating a lot lately. And now, to commemorate Tesla's stock climbing, Musk has released "sexy" short shorts for a peculiar price.
For "only" $69.420, the weed-loving tech magnate has dropped limited edition red satin shorts with "S3XY" printed on the rear (which references several of Tesla's vehicles: Model S, Model 3, Model X and Model Y).
And what is the objective of the shorts, you might ask? Apparently Musk is selling them as a direct jab at "short sellers" of Tesla stock. Musk recently tweeted that he'd "send some to the Shortseller Enrichment Commission to comfort them through these difficult times." Short sellers borrow and then sell stock, before buying it back for less money, which would certainly anger the capitalist billionaire.
On July 5, Musk tweeted a link to the shorts on the Tesla website, which are currently sold out, and users quickly took note of its description:
"Celebrate summer with Tesla Short Shorts. Run like the wind or entertain like Liberace with our red satin and gold trim design. Relax poolside or lounge indoors year-round with our limited-edition Tesla Short Shorts, featuring our signature Tesla logo in front with 'S3XY' across the back. Enjoy exceptional comfort from the closing bell."
Musk then announced to his 36.6 Million followers that they "broke the website" from a surplus of short short sales.
They may have sold out, but not before Musk had the opportunity to send a few boxes to Greenlight Capital President David Einhorn, who's known for selling short stocks. Musk rush ordered Einhorn a box of short shorts after the investor apparently had some choice words about Tesla.
Photo via Twitter
From Your Site Articles
- Are Grimes and Elon Musk Having a Baby? - PAPER ›
- Elon Musk Finally Admits Azealia Banks Wasn't Lying - PAPER ›
- Elon Musk and Kanye West Photographed by Grimes - PAPER ›
- Elon Musk Says We Will One Day Stream Music Into Our Brains - PAPER ›
- Jamie Lynn Spears Called Out Elon Musk, Tesla For Killing Her Cats - PAPER ›
- Jamie Lynn Spears Blames Elon Musk, Tesla For the Death of Her Cats - PAPER ›
- Elon Musk Has Officially Changed His Title to "Technoking of Tesla" - PAPER ›
- Elon Musk Has Tesla Cars "Open Butthole" - PAPER ›
- Elon Musk Roasted After Asking for "SNL" Sketch Ideas - PAPER ›
- Elon Musk Snuck a Weed Joke Into His $41 Billion Twitter Bid ›
- Elon Musk Snuck a Weed Joke Into His $41 Billion Twitter Bid ›
- Twitter Expected to Accept Elon Musk’s Bid to Buy ›
Related Articles Around the Web
MORE ON PAPER
Internet
Quen Blackwell Takes Over
Story by Ivan Guzman / Photography by Richie Talboy / Styling by Angelina Cantú / Makeup by Kimora Mulan / Hair by Malcolm Marquez / Nails by Kimmie Kyees / Set design by Allegra Peyton
Story by Ivan Guzman / Photography by Richie Talboy / Styling by Angelina Cantú / Makeup by Kimora Mulan / Hair by Malcolm Marquez / Nails by Kimmie Kyees / Set design by Allegra Peyton
11 August
Music
Ravyn Lenae Enjoys the View
Story by Erica Campbell / Photography by Richie Talboy / Styling by Angelina Cantú / Makeup by Matthew Fishman / Hair by Jacob Aaron Dillon / Nails by Kimmie Kyees / Set design by Allegra Peyton
Story by Erica Campbell / Photography by Richie Talboy / Styling by Angelina Cantú / Makeup by Matthew Fishman / Hair by Jacob Aaron Dillon / Nails by Kimmie Kyees / Set design by Allegra Peyton
04 August
Beauty
Lizzo Is Living and Loving IRL
Story by Mickey Boardman/ Photography by Williejane Dent / Styling by Wayman + Micah / Hair by Jared Henderson / Makeup by Alexx Mayo / Nails by Eri Ishizu / Set design by Allegra Peyton
Story by Mickey Boardman/ Photography by Williejane Dent / Styling by Wayman + Micah / Hair by Jared Henderson / Makeup by Alexx Mayo / Nails by Eri Ishizu / Set design by Allegra Peyton
31 July
Music
JoJo Wants To Feel Alive
Story by Ivan Guzman / Photography by Richie Talboy / Styling by Angelina Cantú / Makeup by Porsche Cooper / Hair by Dom Forlette / Set design by Allegra Peyton
Story by Ivan Guzman / Photography by Richie Talboy / Styling by Angelina Cantú / Makeup by Porsche Cooper / Hair by Dom Forlette / Set design by Allegra Peyton
25 July
Music
Yungblud Reclaims Rock Stardom
Story by Georgia Evans / Photography by Ellen von Unwerth / Styling by Mike Adler / Grooming by Luca Tullio / Set design by Caylah Jean
Story by Georgia Evans / Photography by Ellen von Unwerth / Styling by Mike Adler / Grooming by Luca Tullio / Set design by Caylah Jean
02 July