Ready your wine-splashing hand and your most imposing shoulder pads, because Amazon is developing a TV show about '80s soap opera stars inspired by the early life of
PAPER's favorite butt mode
l John Stamos! According to
, the show will peek into the crazy world of daytime soaps through the lens of an 18-year-old kid from the O.C.that gets launched into fame in '80s LA when he joins the cast of America's most popular soap opera. Based on John Stamos' star-making role as Blackie Parrish on
, the show's writer describes it as "
in the soap world" (!!!). Stamos will be producing the show, alongside Craig Zadan and Neil Meron who proved their camp sensibility was on point as the producers of
This all sounds great, but if they don't make at least one reference to
Young and the Restless
star Brenda Dickson's legendary self-produced lifestyle video "Welcome To My Home" I'm walking off the set.