
Hypebeasts Can Have a Little Supreme Oreo, as a Treat
By Matt Moen
Feb 18, 2020Streetwear juggernaut, Supreme, will, and has, slapped its logo on anything it can get its hands on. Its branded collaborations have become the label's bread and butter, with the stranger, more left-field bastard children of corporate synergy giving rise to some of Supreme's most sought after items. They've ranged anywhere from burner phones and voodoo dolls to pinball machines and kayaks with a literal brick probably being the most infamous of them all.
Not nearly content to rest on its laurels, this season's newly unveiled drop features its own strange cache of Supreme-branded accessories for quite literally every occasion. From Ziplocs to padlocks, the new selection of items features utilitarian oddities such as Audubon bird calls, a pair of binoculars, a foldable lawn chair, a BMX bike, fine china, a box of FUJIFILM instax film and a mechanic's workstation. But by far, all anyone can talk about is the Supreme Oreos.
Dyed in signature red with Supreme's box logo stamped across the top, the box of fuckboy snacks was easily one of the lookbook's stand-outs (which is truly saying something because hologram Tupac is all over their latest collection). With a rumored $8 price tag for a pack of three cookies, it definitely falls on the more affordable end of the spectrum when it comes to Supreme products, but it isn't likely that you will see a pack of these shoved between bags of Utz chips and honey buns at your local bodega any time soon.
Related | Are We Human? Or Are We Fuckboys?
As is perhaps expected, the Supreme Oreos have left the internet polarized with hypebeasts already clearing out space in their pantry and others finding the whole thing a bit hard to swallow. Cost aside, the crimson sandwich cookie also raises its own host of philosophical dilemmas, chief among them: to eat or not to eat? Are these Oreos destined to gather dust in streetwear collections and man-caves for years to come, or will someone be bold enough to take bite out of one and tell us what they taste like? Are they just normal Oreos or some special flavor, like the similarly colored Red Velvet variety? Do they taste like hoodies? Clout? Barbara Kruger's tears? Only time will tell.
Photo via Supreme
From Your Site Articles
MORE ON PAPER
Music
Yungblud Reclaims Rock Stardom
Story by Georgia Evans / Photography by Ellen von Unwerth / Styling by Mike Adler / Grooming by Luca Tullio / Set design by Caylah Jean
Story by Georgia Evans / Photography by Ellen von Unwerth / Styling by Mike Adler / Grooming by Luca Tullio / Set design by Caylah Jean
02 July
Music
Reneé Rapp Trusts Herself
Story by Erica Campbell / Photography by Yasmine Diba / Styling by Valeria Semushina / Makeup by Loren Canby / Hair by Marissa Marino / Nails by Anna Wesolowska / Set design by Kelly Infield
Story by Erica Campbell / Photography by Yasmine Diba / Styling by Valeria Semushina / Makeup by Loren Canby / Hair by Marissa Marino / Nails by Anna Wesolowska / Set design by Kelly Infield
26 June
Film/TV
'Overcompensating' Hits Where It Heals
Story by Joan Summers / Photography by Kenyon Anderson / Styling by Marissa Pelly / Set design by Liz Mydlowski / Makeup by Rommy Najor, Mollie Gloss / Hair by Akihisa Yamaguchi, Sergio Estrada / Grooming by Kennedy Trisler
Story by Joan Summers / Photography by Kenyon Anderson / Styling by Marissa Pelly / Set design by Liz Mydlowski / Makeup by Rommy Najor, Mollie Gloss / Hair by Akihisa Yamaguchi, Sergio Estrada / Grooming by Kennedy Trisler
05 June
Entertainment
The 2025 Tonys: 'Give It Everything Or Die Trying'
Story by Michael Musto / Photography by Timothy Greenfield-Sanders / Jewelry by Alexis Bittar
Story by Michael Musto / Photography by Timothy Greenfield-Sanders / Jewelry by Alexis Bittar
05 June
Film/TV
Coolest Person in the Room: Stephanie Suganami
Story by Andrew Nguyen / Photography by Diego Villagra Motta / Styling by Angelina Cantú / Hair by Stefano Greco / Makeup by STOJ
Story by Andrew Nguyen / Photography by Diego Villagra Motta / Styling by Angelina Cantú / Hair by Stefano Greco / Makeup by STOJ
30 May