Find someone that looks at you the way Linda looks at Esther [yung_nihilist]

*WELL ACTUALLY INTENSIFIES* [mensrightsactivia]


Land doggo meets ocean doggos [mensrightsactivia]


It can and it must. [mensrightsactivia]


God does exist and she's a Chevy Malibu and she's currently for sale on Craigslist in the Seattle region. [thisistheglamorous]



Damn. [nochillatall]


The second that bra comes off... [classical_art_memes]


Go off ya sweet little babies! [steg]


smellawine and cheap puhfuuuummmee [sonny5ideup]


This is best book ever written? [champagnemanagement]


It really really does. [kalesalad]


Who did this? [barbieprivilege]


Lucy is shook. [mensrightsactivia]


*Mad World plays softly* [sonny5ideup]


And baby always gets what she needs. [nochillatall]


Don't talk to me or my sons ever again [champagnemanagement]


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*interrupts a stranger's conversation* "Ok but this giant great dane and this tiny dachshund puppy are best friends though" [Tastefully Offensive]

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