Take Pleasure in This Video of Melania Trump Stonily Watching Ballerinas

After multiple reports have emerged meticulously detailing just how much Melania Trump does not want to be FLOTUS, a White House reporter has gifted us this magical clip ballerinas dancing to Tchaikovsky's Waltz of the Flowers while Melania watches on (prior to beginning her "Christmas walk through") deadpan.

Are you ready? I don't think you're ready.

Beautiful. But that's not all. Here's a wide shot.

Someone get Melania a glass of white wine, or a shot of ice cold vodka.