That's right, in what can only be described as the ultimate self-referential joke, the fleshlight purveyors responsible for every 2010 frat bro's favorite drink are one-upping the brand's inherent memeability via their very own version of a "watered down vodka soda."
Yesterday, Four Loko took to their Twitter to tease the "new" product — to much online buzz and, naturally, some ridicule.
And though further details are scarce, what we do know from the photo is that they appear to be pushing a mysterious flavor dubbed "Seltzer Sour With a Hint of Blue Razz," and that the drink clocks in at an overwhelming 14 percent ABV. For context, White Claws clock in at around 5 percent, which makes this abomination, undeniably, the "hardest seltzer in the universe."
That said, it could also all just be a joke But, hey, at least it's great meme fodder in the meantime? Check out a few of our favorites, below.
Me: “I mean it’s just a spiked seltzer right?”— Spenser Harvey (@SpenserHarvey) August 14, 2019
*buys two Four Loko Sour Seltzer with a Hint of Blue Razz*
Me 48 hours later and in Panama: pic.twitter.com/0cV4yhZPRJ
If you drink the new four loko seltzer all the memories that were wiped from drinking original four loko come rushing back— Topshelf Tyson (@topshelftyson) August 14, 2019
My Brain Cells when i reintroduce Four Loko into my diet pic.twitter.com/AYbpfBfQSs— Roc (@hardROClife) August 14, 2019
Me buying and drinking the four loko seltzer’s simply because they’re 14% alcohol pic.twitter.com/x5lsfaeBqW— Huner With a T (@hrobi36) August 14, 2019
Photo courtesy of Four Loko