For too long, those of us with periods and clitorises have been brutally silenced from talking about our cramps and orgasms by Emoji's lack of yonic and vagina-related emojis. While we gab and gossip freely with eggplant dicks, the best digital icon we currently have to talk about periods and vaginas are the taco (no shade to tacos, it just sounds like a joke a 13-year-old boy would make), and the bloody syringe, which feels unnecessarily gruesome (we're trying to teach kids that periods aren't scary).
This dark time has come to an end. Apple has released iOS 13.2, and the update includes 398 new emoji, including a gorgeous menstrual-red blood drop.
According to Vogue, the inclusion of the blood drop is the result of pressure form global girls right's charity, Plan International UK, which hopes the texting icon will make conversations about periods easier and less shameful.
The collection also includes a luscious, dignified and highly yonic oyster emoji, replete with a pearly clit, for all your sexting and storytelling needs.
Hopefully, the menstruating and clitorised among us will go forth into the new year emboldened by this visual vocabulary to talk openly and intimately about our vaginal experiences! Maybe that's a stretch, but hey, wins for people with vaginas are far and few between these days, so we'll celebrate where we can.
The batch also includes a number of other representation firsts with regards to disability, race and sexuality. Answering calls for disability-inclusive emojis, the company is providing icons like an ear with a hearing aid, as well as a nonbinary characters, people in wheel chairs, hands using sign language, and figures using canes, and sitting in wheel chairs.
There's queer, interracial couples of every formulation.
And here's your new non-binary friend — doing yoga, juggling and dressed like David Bowie (another fun new addition).
Plus, we're getting a one-piece bathing suit (responding to fashion's current disdain for the bikini?), butter, garlic, a white heart for you ice queens, and some cute furry things like a sloth, gorilla, flamingo and an otter.
Check out the full list here and make sure to update your phone.