I don't feel safe unless I'm surrounded by receipts and old water glasses, ok? [pettycentral]
What is he training for? [buzaidgt]
If that shocks you then you haven't been paying attention [champagnemanagement]
I will probably die from some combination of Diet Coke and the decades I've been suppressing the urge to scream "GOOGLE IT" in the faces of my elders [mensrightsactivia]
Everything's great. [baerials]
I'm hannah montana [mensrightsactivia]
I love my son [hollywooddancer]
My three moods [mensrightsactivia]
It Jason [tastefullyoffensive]
Yeah, I didn't think so [gothaunt]
I crave that D [nochillatall]
Jordan [fkatwigs]
New cryptid [gothaunt]
But I want both [malefragility]
Beyoncé's impact [mensrightsactivia]
... [mensrightsactivia]
"Go be great with your lavender" [SeanDBuffington]
Clippy can't help you now [callmemedaddy]
Never 4get my bbs [gothaunt]
Happy Sunday, everybody!