Fashion FanFic: What to Wear to Your Swedish Cult's Murder Ritual

Fashion FanFic: What to Wear to Your Swedish Cult's Murder Ritual

Warning: Midsommar spoilers ahead.

So, you've just gotten word from your village elder that it's just about time for your Swedish cult's every-90-years, 9-day-long murder spree — and you've got nothing to wear. FML! You can't just show up to your grandmother's cliff-committed senicide in drab PINK leggings and a Forever 21 cami!

This is a big deal, and while you may want your outfits to remain light and airy because of the near 24/7 sunlight that beats down on your village, real style isn't always comfortable. If you want any chance at winning the coveted title of May Queen, you're going to have to double down.

Thank god you managed to get service on the iPhone of an American visitor your brother's planning on sacrificing in a few days. We've got you covered for every occasion throughout this historic celebration. PAPER has put together a Fashion FanFic of Haute Couture looks from spring 2019 for you to wear this "Midsommar."

Viktor & Rolf

This gown that went viral this past year is both stylish and functional. It might be a bit heavy for the mid-summer months, but it serves a purpose: to tell those pesky American scholars that they can't take pictures of your sacred texts in the forbidden shed! Otherwise, you know the drill: kill, kill, kill. How predictable! Might as well warn them beforehand with this Viktor & Rolf dress.

Midsommar is in theaters now.

Lead Photo via YouTube / Runway Photos via Imaxtree