Coachella Weekend One may be over, but thanks to the ubiquity of smartphones, we're able to relive every goddamn moment — including the ones that weren't on the main bill.
First, came (lol, sorry)
that viral video
of two illicit dick-suckers having at it on the iconic Coachella ferris wheel — a remarkable event akin to spotting a shooting star. Albeit, in the middle of the day and something that probably won't get picked up by
Nat Geo.
Naturally, amusement colored with slight concern was the predominant reaction to the video. But it also made for great retweet fodder, as evidenced by the dozens of viral jokes about ferris wheel blow jobs.
Coachella Ticket: $429.00
— J. Rafell (@Jemo009) April 16, 2019
Hotel for the Weekend: $800.00
Getting you dick suck at the Coachella Ferris Wheel: Priceless https://t.co/yCIO302lS9
That guy getting head on a ferris wheel at Coachella is the sequel to Love, Simon
— Jason Rosenberg (@mynameisjro) April 16, 2019
The most unsettling thing about the Coachella Ferris Wheel Blowjob is how the person on their knees adds that that little *POP* flourish when they take it out of their mouth.
— Gabe Gonzalez (@gaybonez) April 16, 2019
It feels performative. It feels insincere. I didn't believe they were present or connected.
3/5 stars
And for a while, that appeared to be the extreme extent of brazen, public sex acts on festival grounds. Well, until YourEDM managed to spot another video of a couple getting it on. Yep, on the ferris wheel.
“i’m strictly here for the music” #Coachella19 pic.twitter.com/LrehUAHL8B
— Pax Impera (@paximpera) April 17, 2019
Needless to say, we wouldn't advise trying out Coachella's hottest, new hook-up spot — despite the, uh, romantic views. After all, as Out' s Rose Dommu points out, Coachella may be beefing up ferris wheel security for Weekend Two, and we wouldn't blame them.
ferris wheel security at coachella weekend 2 pic.twitter.com/48HYjfKuog
— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) April 17, 2019
Photo via Getty
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