Break Your Neck (But Make It Fashion) In These Saint Laurent Stiletto Rollerskates

Saint Laurent's creative director Anthony Vacarello poses an interesting question with the shoes he's offering for fall: Would you put your health and safety on the line if it meant you could reduce the world to a smoldering pile of wigs and ashes by showing up to the function in a pair of stiletto rollerskates? Yes, high fashion is trying to kill us...

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... but we love it? These death droppers are only sold in Saint Laurent stores at the low low price of $2600, but if you're looking for a more practical pair of $1200 shoes, Saint Laurent also offers them in a sneaker. Be sure your insurance is up to date before hitting the town in these puppies, but most definitely send pics.

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[h/t The Cut]

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