Show you really care this hook-up season by ditching your euphemistic eggplant emoji text for an actual eggplant thanks to one -- an online service that will send the object of your thirst and/or derision an inscribed eggplant.

The penis emoji just arrived in my mail...

Yep, for $9.99, you too can anonymously order a very phallic eggplant with the message of your choice for your boo thang, crush or sworn enemy -- though you should probably choose your message wisely. And remember, that no matter how cute the actual message, you are sending it on a metaphorical dick. Yikes.

[h/t Daily Dot]

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