Behold, a new fashion craze/internet sensation sprung from Springfield, Missouri, known to some as the "Redneck Boot Sandal," and to most as the least humane thing to happen to your toes since foot-binding. 

The devious invention of Springfield cobbler Scotty Franklin, this Franken-shoe is literally the stuff nightmares are made of -- and they can be your reality for a mere $75 (including shipping). Just send Scotty your favorite pair of boots and he'll make them into his signature boot-flops, which are currently being marketed as "this summers [sic] most functional and fashionable statement!" SMH.

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