Writer/director Jennifer Westfeldt, known for Kissing Jessica Stein, the cult movie about a lesbian relationship, and the 2011 film Friends With Kids (which she wrote, directed, produced, and starred in), has split from her long-time trophy boyfriend, an up-and-coming actor known largely for the meme-worthy public character of his dick. The pair, together for 18 years, are reportedly breaking up on good terms, unable to reconcile Westfeldt's desire for the family with her partner's lack of interest in children. This is pretty sad news -- they seemed like a good couple. It's just too bad that men have to put children on the back burner in order to have a shot at career success. Here's hoping that, wherever life takes this Jon Hamm guy, the choice was worth it.