Win a Funky Fresh PAPER Water Bottle!

'Tis the season for generosity, so we're giving away THREE of these Purist water bottles decked out with colorful PAPER logos to our lucky readers. Wow! (We realize that free water bottles stop being cool and exciting things somewhere between 6th and 9th grades, but it's the thought that counts, dammit.) Just tell us which alcoholic beverage you'd conceal in one of these babies in the comments section below and we'll pick our favorite answers by 6 p.m. today. The grosser the drinks, the better!

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