Variety reports that Ryan Seacrest will executive produce a multi-cam sitcom literally titled Squad Goals, which will apparently be about "a group of late 20-something friends who met in college and realize it's time to finally grow up," which is... different... from New Girl/Friends/Happy Endings/How I Met Your Mother/pretty much every terrible network sitcom... how? And, of course, since Squad Goals is going to be on CBS and will be executive produced by Seacrest, it's safe to say it will continue the whitewashing and bland-ening of #SquadGoals and most social media trends. Like, it's not even being produced by Taylor Swift! (And she's the queen of whitewashing #SquadGoals.) We'll take the "Squad Goals" tampon, thanks.