Fallen Manhattan scion, Tinsley Mortimer, was arrested on Saturday in Palm Beach, Florida for trespassing on private property and "screaming."

Palm Beach PD got a call complaining of an 'unwanted guest' aka MORTIMER; Tinsley (I'm just typing her name as much as I can) was reportedly warned about trespassing at the same residence last October.

"Not again!" they cried--Tinsley's svelte silhouette tip-toeing across the lawn.

No word yet on whose property she 'passed on.

Ms. Mortimer spent a solid 2.5 hours in jail.

Tinsley, who--according to Wikipedia (and her)--is a descendant of Thomas Jefferson, had moved to the Palm Beach area in 2012, following her divorce from high school sweetheart, Topper Mortimer--heir to the Standard Oil fortune.

Tinsley's father, George Riley Mercer Jr., gloriously said (in the wake of her divorce), "We have a lot more money than the Mortimers; they only got that Standard Oil by marriage."

You hear that?! Peons!

The Virginia-native fell from her New York throne after a stint on the short-lived CW reality series, High Society, where Mortimer clashed with fellow New York social monarchs, including Devorah Rose and (off-camera), Olivia Palermo.

She also wrote a fiction novel, Southern Charm, about a woman named Minty Davenport who moved from the South to New York, where she is immediately "the victim of rumors."


Here's Tinsley's mugshot.

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