Today in Weird Internet deep dives, we introduce you to the world of the archival Britney Inventions Tumblr, which has chronicled the undocumented genius of aughts pop sensation Britney Spears since 2013. 

That's right, little did you know that in a parallel universe BritBrit is the force behind modern political phenomena, sexual techniques and more as the creator of everything from anime to monogamy to cheese grits. Below are a few of our favorite decontextualized photos with encyclopedia-esque captions outlining what exactly the mother of modern society is about to do. �
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