Famous People

The Weirdest Royal Baby Memorabilia From Etsy, eBay and Beyond

by Abby Schreiber + Max Kessler
While breathless "royal baby watch" coverage like "Will the baby be a feisty Leo or a sensitive Cancerian?" trickles out of London, we've decided to round-up some of the most awesomely demented royal baby memorabilia, as found on Etsy, eBay and beyond. Take a peek below and if none of this speaks to you, there's always this greeting card with pictures of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge that look as if a high school sophomore art student attempted to paint in the style of Lucian Freud. Welcome to the nightmare factory.

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This charming hand-knitted royal baby scene

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Royal baby-themed books

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Sick bags

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This weird plaque

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"I Strawberry My Uncle Harry/Auntie Pippa"

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Krispy Kreme's "Bite & Reveal" doughnut filled with "secret pink or blue kreme"

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Lil' Sovereign - Lil' Bubbas doll

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Limited-edition royal baby laundry detergent


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Fuzzy royal baby sceptre rattle


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Long-winded onesie

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Commemorative art

Terrifying Bonus Vintage Section:

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Collectible Prince William doll

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Prince William paper doll book



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