THE PRESENT PERFECT
Kourtney Rutherford and Jason Schuler are two of downtown's most original and funny multifaceted theater people. Rutherford's new comedy, in which both perform, is about people who covet furniture. Set at a fancy cocktail party, the host plays mind games, the guests molest the furniture, and an interior designer is forced to eat glass. (Another inducement: The set, props, costumes and cast members are all for sale).
The Brick Theater, 575 Metropolitan Ave., (212) 868-4444. Apr. 26-May 14.