John Mayer was on Ellen yesterday to explain where he's been for two years. Like Buzzfeed's Whitney Jefferson points out, we hadn't even noticed he was gone.
Leon Trotsky and Parks and Recreation resident a-hole Jean Ralphio, separated at birth? [PleatedJeans]
A ripped skull t-shirt to wear while you're making a skull bookshelf sculpture. Skulls. [Via BoingBoing + Laughing Squid]
A Connecticut teenager's "overabundance of body spray" set off a fire alarm in a high school. [AfterElton]
Which of these new NBC show posters is not a photoshopped parody? FunnyOrDie has the answer.