The Morning Funnies: Cameron Diaz Cries Over Haircut + a Muskrat on Staten Island

Cameron Diaz recently burst into tears over a too-short haircut. "I said, 'Oh, I just want a little bit off' ... and it went from here to here. I just burst into tears and started crying, and I felt so vulnerable... I felt really bad, [my hairdresser] felt really bad, she started crying, I started crying, a couple of other people started crying." [via Jezebel]

If you enjoyed Pictureless Pinterest, might we suggest Text-Only Instagram. [via HuffPo]

Edvard Munch's "The Scream" sold for a record $119.9 million yesterday to an anonymous bidder. After surpassing the $100 million mark, the auctioneer Tobias Meyer said, "Can I say I love you?" [via The Hollywood Reporter]

Watch a lion at the zoo mistake a baby for a zebra and go crazy trying to eat it through the glass enclosure. "That's almost not cool..." [via BuzzFeed]

Here's Emma Watson -- Uggs and all -- as "Nicki" in Sofia Coppola's upcoming film, "The Bling Ring." [via Vulture] This looks sort of good...? Actually, no. No it doesn't. [via Tofutti Break]

Ed Helms is releasing a bluegrass album with two of his Oberlin classmates. The group is called Lonesome Trio (not, as we hoped, Here Comes Treble, the name of his Cornell a cappella group on The Office). [via Billboard]

This muskrat freaked out some Staten Islanders. [via Animal NY]

A cappella dubstep, performed by teenagers. Yikes. [via The Daily What]

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