Rapper The Game has forged a new name for himself as a pioneer of Instarotic Lit, offering the grateful people of Earth three Instagram posts in the past month featuring his gigantic peen bulge, paired with a smattering of hashtagged carnality that could make even the biggest exhibitionist blush.


Our shared sexual odyssey is far from over, though; on Friday evening, The Game posted a FOURTH chapter in his guided fantasy.

I'm starting to think The Game never leaves that bathroom? Thank goodness it's a very nice one!

Shout out to the scented candle, boo.

The wordsmith begins by informing us that we are torn between resigning to a half-hearted night out, and staying in to--as he puts it--"#NetflixAnd...#Naw #GetDickAndChill."

I want to get #GetDickAndChill tattooed on my forearm.

Fueled by an even larger (somehow, larger!) sense of urgency, The Game overshadows his previous entries in terms of creativity.

Some bright spots:

"#OpenUpForMeSoICanHelicopterTongueThatPussy"

"#ThenImGonnaWakeThatVaginaUpWitThisWarmFreshOutTheShowerDick"

"#SeeTheWayImSlideinYouGoneMakeYoBestFriendFeelLikeImFuckinHerToo"

"#SheGonCallYouLike #GirlAreYouFuckinGameAgainCauseICanFeelItToo"

"ThisDickCanSewInBundles"

"#ThisDickCanKeepThemEdgesDownSlicked"

"#ThisDickCanFillInYourNails" (holy shit)

"#ThisDickCanChangeYourLife"

And thus, the girth hath spoken.

I'm confident it will take me until the next Instarotica is posted to recover from this one.

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