Rapper The Game has
forged a new name for himself as a pioneer of Instarotic Lit, offering the grateful people of Earth three Instagram posts in the past month featuring his gigantic peen bulge, paired with a smattering of hashtagged carnality that could make even the biggest exhibitionist blush.
Our shared sexual odyssey is far from over, though; on Friday evening, The Game posted a
FOURTH chapter in his guided fantasy.
I'm starting to think The Game never leaves that bathroom? Thank goodness it's a very nice one!
Shout out to the scented candle, boo.
The wordsmith begins by informing us that we are torn between resigning to a half-hearted night out, and staying in to--as he puts it--"#NetflixAnd...#Naw #GetDickAndChill."
I want to get #GetDickAndChill tattooed on my forearm.
Fueled by an even larger (somehow, larger!) sense of urgency, The Game overshadows his previous entries in terms of creativity.
Some bright spots:
"#OpenUpForMeSoICanHelicopterTongueThatPussy"
"#ThenImGonnaWakeThatVaginaUpWitThisWarmFreshOutTheShowerDick"
"#SeeTheWayImSlideinYouGoneMakeYoBestFriendFeelLikeImFuckinHerToo"
"#SheGonCallYouLike #GirlAreYouFuckinGameAgainCauseICanFeelItToo"
"ThisDickCanSewInBundles"
"#ThisDickCanKeepThemEdgesDownSlicked"
"#ThisDickCanFillInYourNails" (holy shit)
"#ThisDickCanChangeYourLife"
And thus, the girth hath spoken.
I'm confident it will take me until the next Instarotica is posted to recover from this one.