Rapper The Game set Instagram on fire last month with his massive bulge. Over the course of four very revealing selfies, The Game laid out a very graphic, erotic piece of prose in the hashtags. The four-chapter saga was packed full of MFA-level gems of vivid description and poetic metaphor -- and then Instagram went and deleted all of the posts because they hate us all! So we've decided to make a definitive ranking of all his best 50+ hashtags (y'know, for posterity) presented without comment, so light a candle, draw a bath, and crack a window...because it's about to get steamy.

1.#MEATPRINTPAPI

2.#ImBoutToCatchAUberDowntownToThatPussy

3.#IfYouCanIllEatYoPussyTilScandalComeBackOnNextWeek

4.#YeaLickinThatPearlTongueLikePecansNPrailinesIceCreamCuzThatsMyFavorite#RealSlow #2ScoopsOfThatPussy

5.#NowPutOnUsherConfessionsAlbumAndLetItPlayThrough

6.#YouBoutToGetItAteLikeGroceries#ButOrganicGroceriesCauseImOnAStrictDiet

7.#NetflixAnd.. #Naw #GetDickAndChill

8.#ThenISlideBackUpAn...... Oh shit the Patriots game on, gotta go ladies !!!! Oh' & my boxers 🔴🔵

9.#MotorboatThatMonkey

10.#SheGoneCallYouLike#GirlAreYouFuckinGameAgainCauseICanFeelItToo

11.#SeeTheWayISlideInYouGoneMakeYoBestfriendFeelLikeImFuckinHerToo

12.#MakeHerBustANutAndSheAintEvenHere

13.#PropThemPillowsSoYoureComfortable

14.#IfYoHairFreshlyDid#LayYourScarfFlatOnThePillowAndLayGentlyOnIt

15.#ThisTongueWillMakeYouLateForWork

16.#ThisDickWillMakeYouRestructureYourDay

17.#ThisDickCanKeepThemEdgesSlickedDown

18.#ThisDickCanFillInYourNails

19.#ThisDickCanBeYourBestFriend

20.#ThisDickWillChangeYourLife

21.#ThisDickCanSewInBundles

22.#OpenUpForMeSoICanHelicopterTongueOnThatPussy

23.#PullThemPantiesToTheSideAndGetReadyForThe #HalloweenEdition

24. #CuzHalfYallScaredOfTheDickAnyway👻👻

25.#AndSlidinUnderThatPussyLikeAMechanicSlideUnderCars#NImEatinItWhileYouSquatOnMyFace#WhyYouAsk#CauseImHungryAndYouBeenGoneAllDay

26.#WhyTheFuckYouStillHoldinTheKeys#DropThemMothafuckas #ImLickinYou

27.#AfterYouBustYa1stNut #ImPickinYouUp#CarryingYouToTheKitchenCounterToSitYouDown#BeforeYoAssHitTheColdCounter#WarmDickAlreadyInsideYou

28.#ifYouOnYourWayToTheGymTurnAroundAndGoBackHome#YouBoutToWorkUpASweatPunchinThatMonkey

29.#StopAndGetSomeWetWipesCauseImGoneBeAssNakedSoonAsYouOpenTheDoorSoThatVajayjayGoneDrip

30.#GrazingYourWallsLikeAPaintBrush#InAndOut#SlowlyWhileITongueKissYouWitBothYoAssCheeksInMyHands

31.#WhereverYouAtInTheWorldDatPussyBoutToBeWetYouHearMe

32.#AndPutThemToysAway#WeGoinOldSchool#JustYouAndThemFingers

33.#AndAsSoonAsYouGetReadyToBustYour1stNut#iPullOutAndGoDownTownAndCatchItWithMyTongue

34.#TakeYourIndexAndMiddleFingerAndMakeAGun#ThenPutTheGunInsideYouAndPullTheTrigger

35.#TiltYaHeadBackAtAn80DegreeAngleAndSpreadYourLegsFarAsTheyGo#ThenLickYaFingersRealSlowAndGrazeThatPearlForMe

36.#BackAndForthRealGently#CloseYaEyes#AndImagineMeSlidingInThatThangRealSlow

37.#NowReverseTheMotionAndImagineMeLickingYourLegsStartingFromYourAnkle

38.#NowWhatImBoutToDoNextMightTickle#YouReady #YeaYouReady #NowBust#AndSayMyName

39.#ThenImRammingThatPussTilYouBustAgainNToniteImNotPullingOut

40.#EaseItOutAndPutSomeOfThatStickyIckyOnThatPearlTongue

41.#GetWetOnYoWayHomeFromWork

42.#ThenImPullinYoPantiesDressSkirtOrPantsTheFuckOff

43.#NowSpreadThemThighsForMe#LickYourIndexAndMiddleFingers#NowTouchThatPearlTongueAndGoCounterClockwise #Slowly #iSaidSlowly#DontMakeMeSlapYourHandAndMakeYouStartOver #KeepYourEyesClose

44.#iMeanLickThatPearlSoFastYoVaginaGoIntoShock

45.#ThenImGoneWakeThatVaginaUpWitThisWarmFreshOutTheShowerDick

46.#SoGoneTagYaGirlfriends

47.#DickGameStrong

48.#QuestionIs#CanYouTakeTheWholeThing #canyounot

49.#iSaidDoYouFuckinHearMe

50.#ScreenShotIt

51.#LickIt

52.#GetCompletelyNaked

53.#DropsMic

54.#OkThen

55.#LetsGoHalf

56. #ThatsHowIDocumentary2 😂😂😂😂

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