Best Back To School Accessory: Carly Rae Jepsen has that snackpack look down pat.
-- Sandra Song
~Trendy~ (But Delicious Looking) Dessert Trend of the Week: Rolled ice cream, as seen as a new shop on Mott St. in NYC called
10Below. The folks at the shop make the rolls by pouring liquid ice cream and fixin's onto a freezing cold pan and then scrape the concoction into rolls and add more toppings. It's apparently super popular in Thailand.
-- Abby Schreiber
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Best Weekend Soundtrack: While we're on our CRJ tip, we'd just like to take this opportunity to say we really, really, really like you,
EMOTION. -- SS
[Photo illustration by Sarah Rogers/The Daily Beast] Delightful News Story That'll Help You Forget About the Awfulness That Is the Jared Fogle Pedophilia/Child Porn Arrest and Josh Duggar Fuckery and Ashley Madison Hack And All That: The item about Deez Nuts, the pseudonym of a 15-year-old boy from Iowa who registered with the Federal Election Commission to run for President and even
got 9% of the vote in a North Carolina poll that had a hypothetical match-up between Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump and Nuts. Go Nuts!
-- A.S.
Biggest 'Thanks, But We're Good' of the Week: Buffalo Bill's house in
Silence of the Lambs -- the location of such brain-searing scenes as 'it puts the lotion on its skin' and 'I'd fuck me' --
is on sale for a cool 300K in Cincinnati. Think we'll pass.--
Elizabeth Thompson
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Cutest Classmate: A high school in San Jose, CA just printed
a student ID card for a beloved campus kitty named Bubba. Me-Wow. �
-- SS
Oddest New Products/Apps Involving Bodily Functions: A tie between a
Friends Forever Tampons, a product that features two tampons connected by one string for you and your BFF; and
Pooductive, an app that lets you anonymously chat with people while you -- and they -- are on the toilet.
-- A.S.
Worst Beta Boomer Ever: Male gaze-oriented author bro Jonathan Franzen was apparently dissuaded from
adopting an Iraqi War orphan...even though it was supposed to help him identify with a "'cynical and angry' younger generation." K.
-- SS
Nightmarish Parent of the Week: Key & Peele's "MC Mom" who raps about all the jizz in your socks. Yuck.
-- A.S.