<br/><br/><b>Most Emotionally Callous Rumor: </b>Are you really going to play this game, <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2015/07/28/national-treasure-3-nicolas-cage/"><i>Wall Street Journal</i></a>? Are you really going to get our hopes about the possible existence of a <i>National Treasure 3</i>? (Because WHOA.) Do you even understand the greatness of the first two films in the <i>National Treasure franchise</i>? This is just cruel. <b>-- E.T.</b><div><b><br/></b><br/><br/><b>Best Video of Hitler Reacting to Meek Mill's Diss Track:</b> Sorry, everyone. I know there's a lot of Meek-Drake stuff going on this week, but this video is just too incredible to leave out. Look at how sad he is! I know the feeling, buddy. -- E.T.<br/></div><div><br/></div><div><b>Life of the Party: </b>A Polish badger was <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/29/badger-recovering-in-shelter-after-being-found-drunk-on-polish-beach">found drunk and passed out</a> after ingesting 9 or so beers. Someone took "drunk as a skunk" to a whole new level. <b>-- Sandra Song</b></div><div><b><br/></b></div><div></div><div><b>Creepy Tumblr of the Week: </b>So there's a Tumblr called <a href="http://deepdonald.tumblr.com/">Deep Donald</a> that posts photos of Trump made with Google's <a href="https://deepdream.in/">DeepDream Generator</a>. Because he wasn't terrifying enough. <b>-- S.S.</b></div>