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Weirdest Sex Toy: There is a new uncomfortably realisitic "twerking butt" released by none other than the beloved Pornhub. Coined the "first 3D cybersex experience" this twerking butt is even body heated at 96.8 degrees blurring "the line between peak fantasy and passionate reality." There is the classic butt for $500 or the deluxe butt, which twerks on its own, for $800, but don't worry -- both come with virtual reality glasses. -- Juliette Kang

Restaurant News That's Better than Some Damn Good Coffee:
There's a Twin Peaks-themed pop-up restaurant opening in London called "The Owls are Not What They Seem." It will offer themed menu items and cocktails as well as "interactive elements," whatever that means. Fingers crosses everyone gets to take home a slice of cherry pie in a take-out bag as a parting gift. --Elizabeth Thompson

Best Viral Festival Video of the Week: There are some crazy festival dance videos, but this guy's impromptu dance to "Uptown Funk" at T in the Park is pretty insane and has already been watched 2.2m times on Facebook. He even does one of those spunky jazz splits during the chorus!! -- J.K

Best Viral Dad Dancing Video of the Week: Dad-dancing-at-a-Vamps-show will see "Uptown Funk" man's Bruno Mars dance and raise him a tucked in polo shirt and the enthusiastic clapping of a man who dropped his fucks off at the door. --E.T.

</b></div><b><br/>Hotel of Our Nightmares of the Week: Japan's new <a href="">robot hotel</a>. -- A.S.</b>
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