Coffee News of the Week: David Lynch's signature brand has a new ad, created by Andrew Parkhurst, that reminds us that coffee is not suitable for robot consumption. -- Evan Siegel

<br/><br/><b>Graffiti of the Week:</b> <a href="">Artist KATSU used a drone to make his mark on a Kendall Jenner billboard in New York</a>. <a href="">That's one way of doing it</a>. <b>-- E.S.</b><br/><br/><b>Most Comprehensive Kanye Article of 2015 (Other Than Our <a href="">Cover Story</a>):</b> Genius' super-thorough post, "<a href="">Everything Kanye West's said in 2015: Annotated</a>." Damn. <b>-- Abby Schreiber</b><br/><br/><b>Morrissey Controversy of the Week:</b> his <a href="">scathing open letter to Al Gore</a>, demanding vegan food at Live Earth 2015. <a href="">Of all the things he has said</a>, at least this one's good for the globe. <b>-- E.S.</b><br/><br/><div><b>Best Nightmare Factory Moment of the Week: </b>Jared Leto as The Joker. Yeesh. <b>--Tené Young</b><br/><b><br/>Brooklyn Man of the Week:</b> <a href="">William Tecumseh Sherman</a>! He was spotted in Williamsburg recently. <b>-- A.S.</b> [Photo <a href="">via</a>]<br/><div><b><br/><iframe src="" frameborder="no" height="450" scrolling="no" width="100%"/></b></div><div><b><br/></b></div><div><b>Best New Jam of the Week:</b> Alessia's "Here." 18-year-old <a href="">Alessia</a> Caracciolo's original song is a great tribute to all the loner kids who hold up the wall at every house party. -<b>-T.Y.</b></div><div><br/><blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-captioned="" data-instgrm-version="4" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"/></div> <p style=" margin:8px 0 0 0; padding:0 4px;"> <a href="" style=" color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;" target="_top">Snake goddess</a></p> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A photo posted by flame (@travisscott) on <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2015-04-30T02:59:07+00:00">Apr 29, 2015 at 7:59pm PDT</time></p></div></blockquote> <script async="" defer="" src="//"/></div><div><b><br/></b></div><div><b>Best Birthday Party:</b> Travi$ Scott's. Rihanna and Chris Brown both (separately) posed together with a snake, Captain Sparrow made a cameo, and Kanye smiled (sort of!). What more could you want?<b> --T.Y</b>.<br/><br/><b>Best Disembodied Appendage of the Week: </b><a href="">The selfie arm</a>. It's the perfect accessory for that casual "Oh, me and my bae are just picknicking in the park, nothing to see here" selfie. Little do they know, there is no bae. Or park. Or picnic. There is nothing. There is only the selfie arm. <b>-- Michael Hafford</b><br/></div><div><b><br/></b></div><div><b>Best Game of Throne Fantasy:</b> Kristen Wiig as Daenery Targaryen. <b>-- T.Y.</b></div><div><b><br/></b></div><div></div><div><b>Most Heartbreaking Move of the Week:</b> Zayn Malik removed "1D" from his Twitter username.<b> -- T.Y.</b></div></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div>

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