Inexplicably Enjoyable Clip of the Week: While I'll never understand why "Lip Sync Battle" is a thing, I can still recognize what comedic value it has. Case in point is the video above. -- Evan Siegel
Retail News of the Week: The announcement that Abercrombie & Fitch is ditching its shirtless models and 'sexualized marketing.' Great! Now people of all shapes and sizes are free to dress like assholes. -- E.S.
Most Futuristic Typewriter: This one that automatically makes ASCII art selfies, made by Russian artists ::vtol ::. It's a cool work, but personally, I don't think ASCII art can get any better than the infamous "))<>((" from Me and You and Everyone We Know. -- E.S.