Best Documentary of the Week: Florida Man, an hour-long documentary highlighting the parking lot-loitering, wizened men of various Florida cities. Filmmaker Sean Dunne and his crew drove around at night, interviewing anyone who looked interesting to them. And, as we all know, Florida is is filled with only with the extremely interesting. Check out the trailer above and watch the whole film here. -- Elizabeth Thompson

Biggest Banana Hater of the Week: Jack White. Who knows what trauma Jack White suffered at the hands of this fairly innocuous snack, but according to White's leaked contract for his recent performance at University of Oklahoma, bananas are a strict no-no. "This is a NO BANANA TOUR," the rider announces in all seriousness. "We don't want to see bananas anywhere in the building." Perhaps this is why this song exists, just sayin'. -- Gabby Bess

Best Argument For Multi-Faith Tolerance: The new storyline on Downton Abbey with Lady Rose cuddling up to sexy Atticus Aldridge, scion of a rich, newly ennobled family that happens to be Jewish. Obviously inspired by the Rotshschilds this story is particularly topical in light of the large increase in anti-Semitic incidents in Europe. -- Mickey Boardman

Best Shade of the Week: The Twitter user who said "Wiz Khalifa looks like a homeless woman," as seen on Jimmy Kimmel's 'Celebrities Who Read Mean Tweets.' Damn. -- Abby Schreiber

Best Excuse for Wetting One's Pants in a Bathroom: This excellent Ellen-Bieber prank. Someone please make a gif of the girl screaming at 1:16 so I can spend the weekend relating to her searing terror and ecstasy. -- James Rickman

ICYMI at the #NYR game last night Tom Hanks and Wilson were finally reunited! #BFF

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