The boring-ass Oscars were on last night and everyone put on clothes and turned out. Here are thoughts on the best and worst celebrity red carpet looks.
2015Oscars
Solange
"Everything should always be a turtleneck jumpsuit." --Elizabeth
"This look is everything to me. It's an oddball choice for sure, but it works on Solange because Solange is pure magic. Although, in an ideal world where everyone can both have and eat cake, this jumpsuit wouldn't be as conflicted about being dress." --Gabby
"Everything should always be a turtleneck jumpsuit." --Elizabeth
"This look is everything to me. It's an oddball choice for sure, but it works on Solange because Solange is pure magic. Although, in an ideal world where everyone can both have and eat cake, this jumpsuit wouldn't be as conflicted about being dress." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Jessica Chastain
"'We could have had it allllllllll -- Adele'" --Elizabeth
"I'm asleep." --Gabby
"'We could have had it allllllllll -- Adele'" --Elizabeth
"I'm asleep." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Anna Kendrick
"Some people on Twitter thought this was too Jessica McClintock, but I thought it was "The Cup Song" of dresses -- fun and fine. Can she live?" --Elizabeth
"This dress is not waking me up from the nap that I just took on Jessica Chastain's dress, but Anna Kendrick looks great in this color and I think that we should all dress like sleek, prom queens in daily life more often!" -- Gabby
"Some people on Twitter thought this was too Jessica McClintock, but I thought it was "The Cup Song" of dresses -- fun and fine. Can she live?" --Elizabeth
"This dress is not waking me up from the nap that I just took on Jessica Chastain's dress, but Anna Kendrick looks great in this color and I think that we should all dress like sleek, prom queens in daily life more often!" -- Gabby
2015Oscars
Emma Stone
"I loved everything about this. Yes, yes and yes. Yes." --Elizabeth
"Same. This is my favorite. Everything about this dress is really fresh and perfect and the sleeves are my favorite part, for some reason." --Gabby
"I loved everything about this. Yes, yes and yes. Yes." --Elizabeth
"Same. This is my favorite. Everything about this dress is really fresh and perfect and the sleeves are my favorite part, for some reason." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Jennifer Lopez
"I thought this dress was really beautiful. This is J.Lo's favorite look for her boobs and I'm not mad at that. If my boobs looked like golden cartoon dinner rolls I would be deep-V'ing 24/7." --Elizabeth
"My favorite thing about red carpets is that I know, with calming certainty, that J Lo is going to be wearing a deep V. It just works and I would never question it. This deep V look is particularly stunning. --Gabby
"I thought this dress was really beautiful. This is J.Lo's favorite look for her boobs and I'm not mad at that. If my boobs looked like golden cartoon dinner rolls I would be deep-V'ing 24/7." --Elizabeth
"My favorite thing about red carpets is that I know, with calming certainty, that J Lo is going to be wearing a deep V. It just works and I would never question it. This deep V look is particularly stunning. --Gabby
2015Oscars
Felicity Jones
"This color looks good on no one. Not a one." --Elizabeth
"Agree. It's hard out there for voluminous silver dresses and the gathered pleat detail on the waist of this dress isn't helping the struggle." --Gabby
"This color looks good on no one. Not a one." --Elizabeth
"Agree. It's hard out there for voluminous silver dresses and the gathered pleat detail on the waist of this dress isn't helping the struggle." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Julianne Moore
"I liked this." --Elizabeth
"I liked this too! She looks perfect."--Gabby
"I liked this." --Elizabeth
"I liked this too! She looks perfect."--Gabby
2015Oscars
Cate Blanchett
"Sure. She was just there hanging out, she's not going to go full Blanchette." --Elizabeth
"As an actual witch, I honestly love this dress. The frayed edges are a nice detail. I just wish she would've kept it goth and ditched that necklace." --Gabby
"Sure. She was just there hanging out, she's not going to go full Blanchette." --Elizabeth
"As an actual witch, I honestly love this dress. The frayed edges are a nice detail. I just wish she would've kept it goth and ditched that necklace." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Chrissy Teigen
"Chrissy came hard with the slit and I liked it. Also, this color is really hard to pull off and it looks awesome with her dark lipstick and nails. Feeling it." --Elizabeth
"All the accessories with this dress are a no for me. I can't tell if the matchy-matchy shoes bother me more than the too-busy clutch. Love the color of this dress with the dark lip, though." --Gabby
"Chrissy came hard with the slit and I liked it. Also, this color is really hard to pull off and it looks awesome with her dark lipstick and nails. Feeling it." --Elizabeth
"All the accessories with this dress are a no for me. I can't tell if the matchy-matchy shoes bother me more than the too-busy clutch. Love the color of this dress with the dark lip, though." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Gwyneth Patlrow
"When a pink flower is the worst part about your dress, something has gone very wrong." --Elizabeth
"I wish this dress had two intact sleeves and zero flowers." --Gabby
"When a pink flower is the worst part about your dress, something has gone very wrong." --Elizabeth
"I wish this dress had two intact sleeves and zero flowers." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Scarlett Johansson
"I think this dress is beautiful and the color is perfect on her but that choker is the worst. Someone with bad taste wouldn't even describe this as 'fun.'" --Elizabeth
"I'm sorry, but this is not good. This is how Poison Ivy would dress if she had to do formalwear." Well, actually, now that I think about, "badass supervillian" is a red carpet look that I encourage more of. --Gabby
"I think this dress is beautiful and the color is perfect on her but that choker is the worst. Someone with bad taste wouldn't even describe this as 'fun.'" --Elizabeth
"I'm sorry, but this is not good. This is how Poison Ivy would dress if she had to do formalwear." Well, actually, now that I think about, "badass supervillian" is a red carpet look that I encourage more of. --Gabby
2015Oscars
Keira Knightley
"Keira committed hard to this fairy earth mother shit and has kept it going since the Globes. Respect." --Elizabeth
"Yeah, I'm here for Keira Knightly's literal interpretation of motherhood. She looks great."--Gabby
"Keira committed hard to this fairy earth mother shit and has kept it going since the Globes. Respect." --Elizabeth
"Yeah, I'm here for Keira Knightly's literal interpretation of motherhood. She looks great."--Gabby
2015Oscars
Lady Gaga
"This was insane and hideous and the best. Lady Gaga came to do what Lady Gaga does. " --Elizabeth
"I will never be on board with Lady Gaga, but I like that she looks like a fancy evil scientist." --Gabby
"This was insane and hideous and the best. Lady Gaga came to do what Lady Gaga does. " --Elizabeth
"I will never be on board with Lady Gaga, but I like that she looks like a fancy evil scientist." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Jared Leto
"I like the cartoonishness of his shoes, but everything else is no. I like that he looks like a bear in general, though." --Elizabeth
"Jared Leto, please fire your tailor!" --Gabby
"I like the cartoonishness of his shoes, but everything else is no. I like that he looks like a bear in general, though." --Elizabeth
"Jared Leto, please fire your tailor!" --Gabby
2015Oscars
Meryl Streep
"Some thought this was too matronly, but what do you want from Meryl? She looks great and she did what, like, no one else on the red carpet did -- paint her damn toenails like a human being." --Elizabeth
"I think it's probably that belt that makes this look seem matronly. Otherwise, this look slays." --Gabby
"Some thought this was too matronly, but what do you want from Meryl? She looks great and she did what, like, no one else on the red carpet did -- paint her damn toenails like a human being." --Elizabeth
"I think it's probably that belt that makes this look seem matronly. Otherwise, this look slays." --Gabby
2015Oscars
David Oyelowo
"Do you even tux, Jared Leto?" --Elizabeth
"I love everything about this. Especially his brooch. Boys should wear more brooches, no?" --Gabby
"Do you even tux, Jared Leto?" --Elizabeth
"I love everything about this. Especially his brooch. Boys should wear more brooches, no?" --Gabby
2015Oscars
Eddie Redmayne
"Eddie Redmanye seems really nice." --Elizabeth
"He really does." --Gabby
"Eddie Redmanye seems really nice." --Elizabeth
"He really does." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Jennifer Aniston
"This is a tan-colored dress."--Elizabeth
"Not to mention textured!" --Gabby
"This is a tan-colored dress."--Elizabeth
"Not to mention textured!" --Gabby
2015Oscars
Jennifer Hudson
"I thought this was one of the best looks of the night. She looks incredible. Team yellow." --Elizabeth
"I don't fully understand why this dress has like, an almost-peplum. It's three quarters of the way there, yet it's not there. Team just rip that thing off and then I'm on board."
"I thought this was one of the best looks of the night. She looks incredible. Team yellow." --Elizabeth
"I don't fully understand why this dress has like, an almost-peplum. It's three quarters of the way there, yet it's not there. Team just rip that thing off and then I'm on board."
2015Oscars
Kelly and John Travolta
"Did you know that Kelly Preston has had this website for at least three years?" --Elizabeth
"I like John Travolta's choker." --Gabby
"Did you know that Kelly Preston has had this website for at least three years?" --Elizabeth
"I like John Travolta's choker." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Adrien Brody
"Usually, I ignore Adrien Brody but last night, when he winked at the camera, I felt it. This suit is dumb." --Elizabeth
"This picture makes me feel bad." --Gabby
"Usually, I ignore Adrien Brody but last night, when he winked at the camera, I felt it. This suit is dumb." --Elizabeth
"This picture makes me feel bad." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Lupita Nyong'o
"This was a dream wrapped in a fantasy floating on a cloud made of cream cheese frosting." --Elizabeth
"So much yes going on here. The beading is perfect around her neck -- I love the slight volume there -- and then it just floats down flawlessly." --Gabby
"This was a dream wrapped in a fantasy floating on a cloud made of cream cheese frosting." --Elizabeth
"So much yes going on here. The beading is perfect around her neck -- I love the slight volume there -- and then it just floats down flawlessly." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Margot Robbie
"I like this, but it bothers me that the sleeves don't hit at the wrist. Currently, I am wearing a Madewell button-down, jeans and filthy Converse high tops." --Elizabeth
"I love this look! That necklace is great too. Unlike the more traditional "gown-y" looks, Margot Robbie just looks cool.--Gabby
"I like this, but it bothers me that the sleeves don't hit at the wrist. Currently, I am wearing a Madewell button-down, jeans and filthy Converse high tops." --Elizabeth
"I love this look! That necklace is great too. Unlike the more traditional "gown-y" looks, Margot Robbie just looks cool.--Gabby
2015Oscars
Sienna Miller
"I don't think I like this." --Elizabeth
"You can get away with more details on a dark dress, but this is too extra. There's like three bows and the train is laser cut. It also seems sparkly?" --Gabby
"I don't think I like this." --Elizabeth
"You can get away with more details on a dark dress, but this is too extra. There's like three bows and the train is laser cut. It also seems sparkly?" --Gabby
2015Oscars
Rosamund Pike
"Emoji 100%s from here to the sun and back." --Elizabeth
"This dress is really nice and it looks great on her." --Gabby
"Emoji 100%s from here to the sun and back." --Elizabeth
"This dress is really nice and it looks great on her." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Reese Witherspoon
"Sure. I liked her center part and makeup." --Elizabeth
"I do like that her hair is down. That helps." --Gabby
"Sure. I liked her center part and makeup." --Elizabeth
"I do like that her hair is down. That helps." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Naomi Watts
"I usually like Naomi's red carpet moments but I wasn't a fan of this. The bandeau underneath is weird and the brick-like embellishments on the gown are no. Your dress should never look like an open mic backdrop." --Elizabeth
The shape of this dress is interesting. I like the neckline. The brick is blinding, though. --Gabby
"I usually like Naomi's red carpet moments but I wasn't a fan of this. The bandeau underneath is weird and the brick-like embellishments on the gown are no. Your dress should never look like an open mic backdrop." --Elizabeth
The shape of this dress is interesting. I like the neckline. The brick is blinding, though. --Gabby
2015Oscars
Dakota Johnson
"This grew on my through out the night and I thought her bangs looked good." --Elizabeth
"I hope she at least made one joke to herself about the knot detail on the shoulder of this dress being a 50 Shades reference." --Gabby
"This grew on my through out the night and I thought her bangs looked good." --Elizabeth
"I hope she at least made one joke to herself about the knot detail on the shoulder of this dress being a 50 Shades reference." --Gabby
2015Oscars
Kerry Washington
"Kerry is ride-or-die for Miu Miu, but this was just so boring." --Elizabeth
"Peplums be-gone!" --Gabby
"Kerry is ride-or-die for Miu Miu, but this was just so boring." --Elizabeth
"Peplums be-gone!" --Gabby
