It's Valentine's Day, which makes people think of sex. Here are the 50 hottest people that everyone in the world should want to do it with. Case closed. No exceptions.
50. CleopatraIf Elizabeth Taylor at her peak plays you in the movie, you know you're hot shit.
49. Abraham LincolnSeemed like a pretty great guy!
48. Nacho Figueras, Polo PlayerHonestly, what's hotter than a tall, dark and handsome Argentine guy on a horse, wearing tight white pants? Nothing
47. DrakeDrake is like the hot-but-obnoxious older brother of your friend who you have a crush on, but who you know is also the worst. Still, you're always suggesting that you and your friend go out in the living room and just see what he's up to because, oh my god, he's soooo dumb.
46. Nefertiti, Ancient Egyptian QueenThe Ancient Egyptian queen's name means "the beautiful one has come" -- 'nuff said.
45. Anton ChekhovIn this portrait he totally looks like some douchey guy that we would bang and then regret. Hot.Â
44. John Abraham, Bollywood StarThis Bollywood superstar can't seem to keep his shirt (and sometimes his pants) on in his movies. And we're not complaining.
43. Antonio BanderasWill go down in history for nailing that sweet spot between puppy-dog cuteness and raw, savage manliness. Even straight boys got to shout.
42. Jane Avril, Cabaret dancer c. 19th-20th centuriesMore than the muse of Henri de Toulouse Latrec, Avril was a creator of next-level can-can moves.
41. Bill MurrayIf Dr. Peter Venkman isn't your #1 Would, please seek help.Â
40. Raquel WelchAs a cave woman or a glamour goddess, Welch's sex appeal is off the charts.
39. Brad Pitt in Thelma & LouiseHe can steal our money anytime. Â
38. Grace JonesThose cheekbones, that hair, that body. Grace Jones is a work of hot art. Â
37. Che GuevaraThe thing about Marxists is that dating one is terrible, but on the physical hotness scale Che is a 10.
36. Maharani Gayatri Devi, Princess/Politician
If we could go back in time and be reincarnated as someone else -- this stunning Indian princess-turned-politician might be it. Â
35. Jean Michel Basquiat We've all seen
his nudes.
34. Priyanka ChopraShe's a beauty queen-turned-Bollywood babe. That's like an advanced degree in hotness.
33. Peter O'TooleA range that stretches from
Lawrence of Arabia to
What's New, Pussycat? and a name that puts Rocky Balboner to shame.
32. Michelle Yeoh Whether in
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon or as a Bond girl, Yeoh brought a soulfulness to her merciless ass-kicking force.
31. James DeanAngst and sex, sex and angst. And holy shit why aren't there more pictures of him wearing glasses?
30. SofÃÂa VergaraWhat can be said about this woman's inclusion in our list except...
Duh.
29. Absalom, Biblical FigureAt the time, King David's son was considered
the most handsome man in Israel but he was also a complete shithead. ¯\_(�)_/¯ Â
28. Jane FondaYou could have hung her entire legacy on her performance (and hair) in
Klute, but Jane Fonda has remained a bastion of smart, tough superstardom for over 50 years.
27. Joe ManganielloWhen it comes to muscles there really has never been a bigger hunk of churning funk than Joe M!
26. Elizabeth TaylorLavender eyes, double eyelashes: Liz Taylor was a gorgeous mutant whose brow game was better than Brooke or Cara's.
25. Henry CavillYeah, you may know him as Superman but if you want to truly understand the ungodly hotness of Henry Cavill, just watch Showtime's old series,
The Tudors. Trust. us.
24. Lauren BacallBoo boo kitty realness.
.
![]()
23. Tina Turner
Dem legs.
22. Frida Kahlo
A defiant, unconventional beauty (in her own words, a "fucking wonder") lightyears before her time.
21. Mick Jagger
You just want to punch his stupid face, it's so perfect.
20. Catherine Deneuve
There are way too many corny French wine/cheese jokes to make here but suffice to say, Ms. Deneuve only gets better with age.
19. Benedict Cumberbatch
Look at this sleek, uncannily beautiful
specimen. This is what we will all look like in a millennium or two, if
we don't snuff ourselves out first.
18. Sharon Tate
A moment of silence for these cheek bones.Â
17. Tyson Beckford
He's a five-star fusion restaurant of incredible good looks (and incredible abs).
16. Julie Christie
The only woman who ever left Warren Beatty. Now that's hot.
15. David Bowie
 Boys in makeup speak to us on such a deep level of sexiness. Â
14. Kerry Washington
Her face is achingly, perfectly symmetrical and we just want to scream and fall down every time she does that annoying mouth quiver shit on Scandal. It still gets us.
13. Young George Harrison
He looked like a mod little wolf. So cute. He is the hottest Beatle and you are straight trippin' if you disagree.
12. Lisa Bonet
The former Cosby Show actress has always been
the badass black sheep of the fictional family, both on-screen and IRL.
With a hoop nose ring and crazy style that would later launch a thousand
Tumblrs, she was the also coolest/hottest. Not to mention, she was all
about that IDGAF no bra/pit hair life. Let's face it, Lisa Bonet was the original bad gal.
11. Usher
Usher will definitely go down as one of the hottest performers of all time because every R&B dude who can slightly dance is only a mere imitation of him. We've also heard that his butt is great. Respect.Â
10. PJ Harvey
Who knew that howling existential and political angst could be this heart-stoppingly sexy?
9. Faye Dunaway
With nearly alien bone-structure that gives her face a beautiful, feline shape, we just cannot when it comes to Faye Dunaway. So insanely gorgeous..
8. Solange Knowles
Hotness-wise, Solange > Beyoncé. Solange's afro makes us feel things that Beyoncé wouldn't even understand.
7. Harrison Ford
His deltoids alone qualify him for this list, and his white-hot fusion of goofiness and inner pain seal the deal.
6. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian is a cartoon princess. She is hyper-feminine, has tits and an ass, and doesn't really give a fuck what you think about her. Do you even butt?
5. Buster Keaton
Those eyes. That puppy in his pocket. He was the ultimate pin-up boy for "scrappy-hot.".
![]()
4. Madonna
Madonna is a pop myth made real who deserves to be worshipped every day
of our miserable lives. She is a living dream. She is THE dream.
Italians do it better
3. JFK Jr.
He is hot New England Americana personified and had the unique ability to make rollerblading look incredibly sexy.
2. Helen of Troy
How many ships has your face launched?
1. Idris Elba
The definition of a "hottie with a body." Period.