If you love seafood and hate preppies, be sure to visit Upright Citizen's Brigade next Friday for a midnight clambake with The Brooks Brothers, a comedy duo made up of Alex Scordelis and Chris Schell. Scordelis is a UCB improv writer an co-author of Causing a Scene, a book about Improv Everywhere, and Schell is a member of the improv team Machine Wash Tuxedo and sketch group Disaronno on the Rocks. They'll be dressing up in WASP attire and making fun of Sperry Top-Siders, the Hampton Jitney, popped collars and Triscuits while you stuff yourself with New England's favorite dish. And the best part: it's all for the not-so-high-class price of $5.
Upright Citizen's Brigade, 307 West 26th Street, (212) 366-9176. 12 a.m. $5.