This dog has no time for dumb babies who don't know how to go sledding. Let the queen show you how it's done. [ TastefullyOffensive]


Now you know! [ ChampagneManagment]


Make a promise to yourself right here, right now, that this is your holiday card for next year. [ChampagneManagement]


If you have three and half minutes and an appreciation for gold lame, 80s public access and possibly unintentional though no-less essential performance art, this is your jam. [ ChampagneManagement]


Ok, noted! [ LaughterKey]


Mr. Christmas. [ ChampagneManagement]


It must be Italian. [ Mlkshk]


If this wasn't your inner dialogue while watching Star Wars, you're dead inside. Just accept it. [ TastefullyOffensive]

Those Hep C New York nights. [ ChampagneManagement]


Fuck yeah! [ AfternoonSnoozeButton]


Praise be Phyllis. [ Mlkshk]


500. [ HexGirlfriend]


Watch one loop for every 45-minute story you've endured from a family member this week that had nothing to do with what anyone was talking about, made no sense and/or was racist/homophobic or had to do with a local female newscaster's appearance. [ Mlkshk]

Here is a very necessary montage of Christmas trees tipping over on people. (And/or the ultimate best -- people falling into them. There is nothing better.) [ TastefullyOffensive]

When you intentionally sleep until 10 am even though you know it's ABSOLUTELY KILLING YOUR PARENTS BECAUSE THEY NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU'D LIKE FOR DINNER 3 DAYS FROM NOW AND HAVE BEEN WAITING TO LEAVE FOR THE STORE UNTIL THEY CAN SPEAK WITH YOU. [ LaughterKey]

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