Here's Tom Hiddleston teaching Cookie Monster about self-control. SwOOn ALERT, LEVEL RED. [TastefullyOffensive]
Gina Gershon will play Donatella Versace in an upcoming Lifetime movie because WHY? Where the hell was Maya Rudolph on audition day? Did Gina cut her breaks and litter the streets of L.A. with banana peels? [ImWithKanye; image via THR]
This compilation of misheard song lyrics is aces. "I pee on my suit and tie" = our favorite. [PleatedJeans]
107 regional slag words explained real fast by Mental Floss. Are you from the "sub" sandwich camp or "grinder" camp? Or are you one of those horrible people who says "hoagie?" [TastefullyOffensive]
Designer Jay Roeder illustrated all the lyrics to Biggie's "Juicy" and it's genius. See the rest on Flavorwire.
Most terrifying fortune ever? [FunnyorWTF]