NAVY, ASSEMBLE! Rihanna's delightfully lacy, ruffly, locker room Marie Antoinette SS17 collection for Puma hath dropped and is available to shop in its entirety right here.

I mean...

How many technological advancements can you spot in these suspender pants? I count 7.

These lace-up leggings would look terrible on me, but would be perfect for you! Get them!

Come thru, Patrick Bateman!

Roll up to Trader Joe's like...

Not sure when impractical sleeves became a status symbol but... here for it.

*audible gasp*

Somebody out there that's not Rihanna can surely pull off this sporty lavender lace durag. Is it you?! (pics or it didn't happen)

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