Aside from TeamKanyeDaily, pop star fan accounts are typically not super interesting nor informative to anyone other than the diehard, dig-through-your-garbage stan. However, one @KingBeyonceStan is about to alter all your expectations with their hilarious "She Doesn't Have The Range" thread; a thread that's kind of a masterclass in primo, pop culture-referencing shadethrowing.
She doesn't have the range: a thread coming soon.
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Most likely a riff on that legendary Little Britain sketch, the original target may have been Sheryl Crow and Paul McCartney -- however, this verbal side-eye is obviously much better applied as a dig to other lesser-than pop stars. Behold a few of our favorites aka the ones that actually made us screech aloud (warning: it's most of the thread).
Amy Lee:
-The first white woman I ever loved.
-Hauntingly beautiful timbre
-She doesn't have the range. pic.twitter.com/YO67l8ooRc
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Rihanna:
-great, uh, gowns beautiful gowns
-bops and blunts
-she doesn't have the range pic.twitter.com/U2OdAbIZN8
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Selena Gomez:
-the savior pop
-not Quintanilla (who in fact had the range)
-she doesn't have the range pic.twitter.com/zVJKbI72JP
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Nick Jonas:
-a pay-per-view homosexual
-gayest right before album releases
-she doesn't have the range pic.twitter.com/Gk84I1dXvj
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Frank Ocean:
-a myth at this point
-she didn't have the range last we heard from him pic.twitter.com/RkSVJBhVIn
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Jennifer Lopez:
-Mi Tía
-Mariah Carey no la conoce
-ella no tiene el rango pic.twitter.com/xITQYoia9R
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Justin Bieber:
-King of fraudulent bulge pics
-hates black people lowkey
-she doesn't have the range pic.twitter.com/mDnMnYXpDa
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Fifth Harmony:
-the most awkward girl group in history
-they don't have the range. pic.twitter.com/TKpAdCBJt2
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Britney Spears
-lipsyncing since the first Bush adm.
-she doesn't have the range (vocally and of motion in the knee) pic.twitter.com/dRrYCK2CaW
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Madonna:
-faked having the range in Evita
-embarrassed Prince in Heaven
-she doesn't have the range pic.twitter.com/wtCvpweTKa
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Adele:
-a master manipulator
-beautiful timbre
-everyone thinks she has the range.
-she doesn't have the range. pic.twitter.com/fWaMFzPxtp
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Janet Jackson:
-Master of whispers (Varys who?)
-a scammer who loves robbery and fraud
-she doesn't have the range. pic.twitter.com/EzKBbPG2Vg
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Lady Gaga:
-calmed down & became a tolerable white woman
-hated by Robyn gays with a passion
-doesn't have the range pic.twitter.com/ZTH45MWrBa
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
-A man
-Respek for breaking away from the whites
-she doesn't have the range pic.twitter.com/ZZ8hTV1gie
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
However, not everyone took as kindly to @KingBeyonceStan's truth-slinging assessments, so...
Tempers are running a little high so let's look at some of the wonderful talents that do have the range.
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Beyoncé:
-Beyoncé of America
-Daughter of Tina
-Mother of Blue
-Queen of Beys
-She has the range pic.twitter.com/SBVtbuUK0x
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Mariah Carey:
-Queen of
•range
•runs
•shade
•not knowing JLo
-she has the range pic.twitter.com/937yk6OMb1
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Ariana Grande:
-🙅🏾 enunciating
-gave up fucking Big Sean so she's not that bright
-she nevertheless has the range pic.twitter.com/TV3EGT7FMU
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Christina Aguilera:
-a vocal coach
-Queen of ramp ups
-virginal at least for that one song
-she has the range pic.twitter.com/oTk2B0Qb2H
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Brandy:
-running Queen. Good cuz
-I don't want her driving and coming near me in these streets
-she has the range pic.twitter.com/YU74RCg7ai
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Celine Dion:
-whew I don't envy the year she's had.
-She has the range. pic.twitter.com/JZV007mZSt
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Whitney Houston:
-the Voice
-saved her for last
-your fave could never.
-had Aretha shook
-she had the range pic.twitter.com/UjIoh70fah
— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016
Prepare for "she doesn't have the range" to become your new go-to shade. Just in time for summer. *sips vodka lemonade*