Great art can transform the ugliest dregs of humanity into something beautiful and transcendent - and you can witness this transformation firsthand in "Texts from a Beta." According to Reddit, composer Matt Rafferty was inspired by a series of sexually explicit texts his friend received from an unnamed frat bro. The video's description on YouTube describes the texts as "consensual." They are, nonetheless, thoroughly heinous.

But with some tinkling piano, lush strings, sultry vocals, and a DANCING CHORUS, Rafferty has turned endless crude images of BJs, rimjobs, and ladies getting pounded in the ass into a soulful love song worthy of Adele. In fact, the new setting almost gives the lyrics themselves the sheen of poetry. "I need you to greet me with your mouth wide open"? Chills.

In case you'd like to revel in the full lyrical power of the text, we've included the words below.

I need you to greet me with your mouth wide open
I'm so hungover and I need to fuck
Wanna get filled later?
Can you blow me?
Wanna fuck your throat for a while

Can you take nice D to throat?
You're gonna have to suck me real fucking good
There's gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow
And my cock's the only one that's invited

My load plus your face
You're gonna inhale my dick
I'm gonna fill you good tomorrow
I need you to suck me good
I'm nutting on your face
Pipe in ass

And rim me?
I just puked
If I can't move, can you just suck my dick good?
Your loss, I pack heat and hang dong
If I flew the coop every time a chick begged me to walk over and pound her in the ass instead of doing my homework, I'd fail out of school

I need you to greet me with your mouth wide open
I'm so hungover and I need to fuck
Wanna get filled later?
Can you blow me?
Wanna fuck your throat for a while

I need you to greet me with your mouth wide open
I'm so hungover and I need to fuck
Wanna get filled later?
Can you blow me?
Wanna fuck your throat for a while

Ten minutes until you're getting filled
Night slut.

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