And as the title implies, there's a lot of eyeshadow eating going on in the
Hunx and His Punx frontman's brand-new, kitsch
Hairspray homage gone amazingly awry.
After all, what could be more fabulously terrifying than a man-eating compact with the voice of none other than legendary riot grrrl/Bikini Kill frontwoman Kathleen Hanna? All alongside a few of Bogart's Wacky Wacko cohorts licking blusher and incredible pink PVC outfits, it's all very "John Waters directs Wet n' Wild commercial" -- which sounds like a shitshow, but we ain't mad.
Watch the madness below -- though we'd refrain from too much foundation.