As Hillary Clinton sturdily dragged a writhing Donald Trump into the Lake of Fire last night, another beast was taken out for a biblical tango last night. Rob Kardashian ostensibly reopened the family schism (that will most likely be prominently featured in a future ep. of Keeping Up with the Kardashians) by tweeting out his little sister Kylie's (alleged) phone number to his 6.66 (lol) million Twitter followers.
He made sure to indicate that his account had not been hacked, and that it was, in fact, Rob, dog.
Kylie's # +1 (818) 482-5859 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I ain't hacked either this is rob dog lol — ROBERT KARDASHIAN (@robkardashian) September 27, 2016
The fairly savage act came as a response to his sisters apparently not inviting his fiancée (Blac Chyna) to the baby shower they threw for the daughter growing inside her supple womb. The number offered up has since been disconnected (obviously), and no, I did NOT try to call it. I did think about it, though.
Didn't invite the Mother of my child to a baby shower you all were trying to throw for me ‼️? You all must have lost your damn minds ,,,🙋🏿 — ROBERT KARDASHIAN (@robkardashian) September 27, 2016
Meanwhile, as Rob raged on, Blac remained mum on the matter. The previous night, she'd been keeping it strictly business, live tweeting the third episode of Rob & Chyna, and pondering the full circle of life:
This is so crazy that my Mom, Dad ,and Fiancé, are all at the strip club where I use to get that trap money😌 !#RobAndChyna — Blac Chyna (@BLACCHYNA) September 26, 2016
Kylie and Rob had apparently quelled whatever beef they had, considering Blac is the ex-girlfriend and baby mother of Kylie's life companion, Tyga, and Blac has recently mentioned that her future sister-in-laws will be part of her wedding to Rob. WHAT IN MEDIEVAL HELL????