Given that the Met Ball's controversial theme is Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination, Byronesque Vintage founders Gill Linton and Justin Westover have created a hotline for you to call and confess all your crimes against fashion to your forever faves.
Hit +1 800 666 2498 for Rick and +1 800 666 9524 Gareth to hear a reading of Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" from both designers and sound recordings from cult worships.
"There are a lot of fashion sins committed on the Gala red carpet every year and this year's theme was literally a gift from God," Linton told Dazed. "We have a personal shopping service, which is a bit like being the priest taking confession for all the deadly sins."
Just a reminder this year's Met Gala will be hosted by Donatella Versace and Rihanna, so you'll want to be freshly cleansed before tuning in.