You could say quarantine has been… fruitful for meme culture. The latest viral trend we're self-medicating our boredom and anxiety with involves fantasizing about who you could be stuck with during quarantine. Like this:
Prob the hardest decision I've made this week, honestly 🏡 Which house would you choose? https://t.co/kL8M7KSKoD— iHeartRadio (@iHeartRadio)1586284200.0
The meme trend is sort of a hybrid of M.A.S.H., "fuck marry kill" and the "zombie apocalypse team" car game. The lists vary in absurdity and quality: the game can involve choosing which celebrities you think would be a better laugh, and which fascist dictators would be least likely to target you.
Maybe you don't like your roommate, maybe you've moved back in with your parents. Hey… it could be worse. Or better? I don't know, but Kiernan Shipka would suffer Justin Bieber in order to hang out with January Jones and Harry Styles, over the likes of Lizzo, Chrissy Teigen or Drake.
Will these lists start a wave of celebrity-on-celebrity crime? Let's hope so! God we're bored… Anyway, enjoy perusing. From former 2020 presidential candidates to dog breeds to skincare products to dead classical composers, they come in every genre and sphere.
You can only choose one. #StayHome https://t.co/gRXnHD8zkR— A24 (@A24)1586357969.0
Which one would you pick? https://t.co/jphYAm72cn— Joseph Longo (@Joseph Longo)1586284548.0
I choose House 1. What about you? https://t.co/XEK94xfRlS— ahmad (@ahmad)1586264440.0
Choose your quarantine house. https://t.co/e6bD8hgJPx— Nate Silver (@Nate Silver)1586307631.0
choose your quarantine house https://t.co/5earBtHx5Q— lexaprofessional (@lexaprofessional)1586225700.0
https://t.co/mB9S3owgvH— Literary Hub (@Literary Hub)1586281734.0
Ya know where tf I’m gonna be HOUSE 2 LITTTTY. How about ya? https://t.co/vFHrjrsXs3— HURD JU (@HURD JU)1586237195.0
Dog lovers: Which #quarantinehouse would you pick? 🐶 https://t.co/xhFpkR1BpS— VetriScience (@VetriScience)1586208937.0
#QuarantineHouse but with dead composers, by me #memetime https://t.co/YAQeoyXobR— RogueMillennielle👩🏼💻 (@RogueMillennielle👩🏼💻)1586294279.0
You can only quarantine in one house, who are you picking? House 1: - Future - Young Thug - Gunna - Lil Baby Ho… https://t.co/Fu08Y6KRPU— Hot Freestyle (@Hot Freestyle)1586311753.0
Choose your quarantine house, fictional book characters edition. https://t.co/LhRKuqkEbg— NaNoWriMo (@NaNoWriMo)1586300026.0
I did a skincare thing... #QuarantineHouse https://t.co/KCyX8uTlsh— DermAngelo (@DermAngelo)1586360871.0
my realistic memes never go viral https://t.co/6gKLdNDcwb— Matt Ufford (@Matt Ufford)1586297084.0
pick your quarantine house: 1. 5 italian-americans of your choosing 2. the krassenstein brothers (including kenn… https://t.co/TBduZrIKJz— 💰TRILLIONAIRE💰 (@💰TRILLIONAIRE💰)1586233725.0
As you browse your roomies, just keep this in mind.
No matter what quarantine house you choose you still have to live with yourself.......... something to think about— Natalie Walker (@Natalie Walker)1586323704.0
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