What's a girl to do when she's got a collection of ain't-shit boys? Well, if you're Chippy Nonstop co-conspiring with Bedroomer Collective's Internet Daughter, take 'em down a notch (or several) via a candy-colored, Megan-Magdalena-directed video for an incredibly addictive new track dubbed "#BOYTOY."
Positively 🍤-squashing, "#BOYTOY" may be our new midnight text anthem, as Chippy's pretty inspirational with that dual-eyeshadow smize and nursery rhyme sass. Plus, the next time you're feeling weak re: the dick, we can't think of a better song to remind us that our army of side-dicks basically amount to Pokemon level 1 of collectible. Watch the video in full below and just remember boys, you better be tall and have the funds for new shoes. Later.