Australian plastic surgeon and insane-looking-website-haver Dr. Gary Eldridge filed a U.S. Trademark today for the 'Kardashian Facelift' - which he describes as a minimally invasive, "organic" plastic surgery that allows you to look red carpet ready, and also "YOUNGER...(and MORE Attractive) - WITHOUT the dark, hollow circles (tear troughs) under YOUR eyes."

God only knows these ole tear troughs could use some work, but hey isn't he attempting to gain profit by creating a perceived affiliation with America's favorite sentient registered trademarks, The Kardashian Family™? Shouldn't Kris Jenner be slamming him with a cease-and-desist in 5, 4, 3, 2 ... WAIT! Oh wait, never mind you guys. Australian plastic surgeon Dr. Gary Eldridge did not name The Kardashian Facelift after prosperity goddesses Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe. No, according to his website, he named his signature beautifying facelift after beloved Eldrige family dog, 'Kardashian' (née Carnation.)

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This really clears things up, and I'm sure he won't have any problems securing that trademark. I mean, it's common knowledge nobody's more beautiful OR red carpet ready than a golden retriever raised by an old man in a cottage.

[h/t TMZ]

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