If you're currently experiencing grinding existential dread about the Republican Party's relentless efforts to murder us by stripping us of healthcare, getting us nuked, letting the earth die or just straight up allowing the 1% to imprison us in human zoos, here's a little tiny moment of catharsis for you. Paul Ryan is getting owned so hard on Twitter right now. Why? Because in addition to his inability to explain the Graham-Cassidy bill, Paul Ryan can't properly execute a Taylor Swift meme to save his fucking life.
This morning he decided that now would be a good moment to start teasing the tax cuts he's so horny to give to billionaires, with a jaunty little Taylor Swift tax code reform meme. "This is good. Very funny stuff." He thought, as the diehard Papa Roach fan pressed 'publish' on this abomination:
America's music tastes have changed since 1986, but our tax code hasn’t. It’s time. https://t.co/FMZZNwFu7O https://t.co/fSqwPYAURu— Paul Ryan (@Paul Ryan) 1506096793.0
Get it? T.Swift is the new Bangles! The Bangles are bad!
SMDH. Look what he made us do:
@SpeakerRyan Everyone thinks Walk Like an Egyptian is still a better song, you dumb fuck.— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@Guy Endore-Kaiser) 1506097160.0
@SpeakerRyan You wish to speak of music, eh? https://t.co/hou8H23bie— Doug Farrar (@Doug Farrar) 1506098043.0
@SpeakerRyan My kid's diaper has been changed since yesterday. It's time to change Speakers, and for the same reason.— Prototype Atheist (@Prototype Atheist) 1506097468.0
@SpeakerRyan "iT's tImE." How do you even tie your own shoes in the morning? https://t.co/XpSQd0Psd4— Allison Floyd (@Allison Floyd) 1506098496.0
@SpeakerRyan This is officially the most white Republican thing I’ve ever seen— POTUS (@POTUS) 1506097443.0
@SpeakerRyan Stahp https://t.co/ygHs0cUWNy— PollySpin (@PollySpin) 1506098860.0
@SpeakerRyan Paul Ryan trying to use #memes to push his terrible tax reform policy and this is all I can think of:… https://t.co/zzbQbbwjdp— Flog Post (@Flog Post) 1506097460.0
@SpeakerRyan Beyonce has changed since 1999 but Paul Ryan hasn't. Congress needs an update and a new speaker. https://t.co/y0cPUvlkwX— M1Barns (@M1Barns) 1506099426.0
@SpeakerRyan https://t.co/8ciJMvTDtk— megan (@megan) 1506097920.0
@SpeakerRyan White devil— joon joonyer (@joon joonyer) 1506099492.0
@SpeakerRyan You haven't changed ur haircut since your Munster days. Start with that.— onequietnight (@onequietnight) 1506102973.0
And on and on it goes. We seriously recommend you take some time smirking over this thread before you call your representatives today.