Sometimes when I am just so exhausted that I don't have the strength to or just don't know what to blog next, a miracle happens. I get a spam email that is just better than any of my words could be. And I don't even need to write a thing. All I have to do is copy and paste. Here is the email I got tonite when I checked my mail before bed:
Date: Tue, 6 Dec 2005 18:45:20 -0800 (PST)
From: "Paul L. Hunter" <email@example.com>
Subject: A remarkable story of a mother who birth 21 natural children
Editor in Chief
Dear Ms. Kim Hastreiter:
I would like to inform you that author Dr. Dennis J. Woods would like an opportunity to appear on the cover of Paper Magazine. He would like to discuss his new book entitled "Love and Charity" which chronicles the life of Louise Hunter. She is the mother of 21 natural children, 90 grandchildren, and 36 great-grandchildren. Furthermore, I believe a story like this need to be heard in Paper Magazine.
Dr. Dennis J. Woods will offer Paper Magazine an exclusive interview. Also, your magazine can be the first magazine to publish a remarkable story like this.
Also, Dr. Woods and Ms. Hunter is available for speaking engagements.
Please inform me immediately if Paper Magazine wants to write an article on Dr. Dennis J. Woods and Ms. Louise Hunter.
By the way, Dr. Dennis J. Woods and Ms. Louise Hunter had just completed a radio interview with Mr. Tavis Smiley last week, and it went well. Furthermore, they are available to perform book singing at a local book store.
I am attaching information about the book, and I hope that you enjoy reading it.
If you have any questions or would like additional information, please call me at (262) 880-5735 or email me at <http://mail.yahoo.com/config/login?/ym/Compose?Tofirstname.lastname@example.org>email@example.com
Paul L. Hunter#19 of 21
1821 Blake Avenue
Racine, WI 53402